Jatraktargpom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak fox.

Jatraktargpom created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatraktargpom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatraktargpom, she will be very sad.

Jatraktargpom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jatraktargpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.