Siszudbass is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident dove.

Siszudbass created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siszudbass, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Siszudbass, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Siszudbass' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Siszudbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.