Cenhivdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless cat.

Cenhivdag created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhivdag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenhivdag, he will manifest in front of you.

Cenhivdag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cenhivdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.