Bunratlik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Bunratlik created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunratlik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bunratlik, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bunratlik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bunratlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Bunratlik loves ducks, so they must be honoured.