Zedyarpdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering dove.

Zedyarpdib created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zedyarpdib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zedyarpdib, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedyarpdib's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zedyarpdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. You must pray to Zedyarpdib five times a day.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.