Nildotteen is a god.
It takes the form of a small, almighty
ant.
Nildotteen created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nildotteen, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nildotteen, it will send minions to preach to you.
Nildotteen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Nildotteen's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never eat bark.