Yiksugsand is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring snake.

Yiksugsand created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksugsand, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yiksugsand, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yiksugsand's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yiksugsand's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Always obey Yiksugsand's priests.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.