Dunbugcan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless wren.

Dunbugcan created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbugcan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunbugcan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dunbugcan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dunbugcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Always obey Dunbugcan's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention seals.