Fligquagsis is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil snake.

Fligquagsis created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligquagsis, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligquagsis, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fligquagsis' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fligquagsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never jump near foxes.