Tarpbabzod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering jackal.

Tarpbabzod created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbabzod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tarpbabzod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tarpbabzod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tarpbabzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tarpbabzod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never wear black kilts.