Dinjinnad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet alligator.

Dinjinnad created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinjinnad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinjinnad, she will laugh at you.

Dinjinnad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dinjinnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near badgers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dinjinnad.

4. Dinjinnad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about comets.