Singetkapgep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless sheep.

Singetkapgep created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Singetkapgep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Singetkapgep, she will not care.

Singetkapgep's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Singetkapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Singetkapgep.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear blue ear rings.