Bafdobhig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic cow.

Bafdobhig created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafdobhig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bafdobhig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bafdobhig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bafdobhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing turquoise rings and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.