Quagcissjanlat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind weasel.

Quagcissjanlat created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagcissjanlat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagcissjanlat, he will turn you into a sheep.

Quagcissjanlat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quagcissjanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never skip near grasshopers.