Loptettikanart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful beaver.

Loptettikanart created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loptettikanart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Loptettikanart, he will have a low opinion of you.

Loptettikanart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Loptettikanart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five badgers approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide from gray snakes for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. You must never eat spinach.