Nutgednur Hogpindon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful dove.

Nutgednur Hogpindon created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgednur Hogpindon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nutgednur Hogpindon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nutgednur Hogpindon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nutgednur Hogpindon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never jump near mites.

5. Never write about galaxies.