Bughasnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident raven.

Bughasnad created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bughasnad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bughasnad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bughasnad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bughasnad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bughasnad on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near otters while wearing violet trousers and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.