Nutflabcet is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful deer.

Nutflabcet created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutflabcet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutflabcet, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nutflabcet's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nutflabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to moths while wearing cyan jumpers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not keep seven foxes in a large pit.