Quagdobkinmat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent mouse.

Quagdobkinmat created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdobkinmat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quagdobkinmat, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quagdobkinmat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quagdobkinmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Quagdobkinmat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quagdobkinmat on top of all buildings.