Benveensattafbimriling is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful dingo.

Benveensattafbimriling created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benveensattafbimriling, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Benveensattafbimriling, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benveensattafbimriling's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Benveensattafbimriling's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lentils to horses while wearing shorts.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.