Zimlibdub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing raccoon.

Zimlibdub created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Zimlibdub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimlibdub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zimlibdub's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zimlibdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.