Righimquill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent bird.

Righimquill created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Righimquill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Righimquill, he will turn you into a dog.

Righimquill's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Righimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Righimquill.