Litkinlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking faun.

Litkinlarg created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litkinlarg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Litkinlarg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Litkinlarg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Litkinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Litkinlarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litkinlarg.

3. You must pray to Litkinlarg four times a day.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Litkinlarg on top of important buildings.