Hoghadapp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying wombat.

Hoghadapp created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Hoghadapp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hoghadapp, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hoghadapp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hoghadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hoghadapp.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never eat green fruit.