Yarjarnhim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish cow.

Yarjarnhim created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarjarnhim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarjarnhim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarjarnhim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yarjarnhim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never talk about capybaras.