Begwanlab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful horse.

Begwanlab created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Begwanlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begwanlab, it will laugh at you.

Begwanlab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Begwanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never sprint near birds.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.