Jabfudfig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish chinchilla.

Jabfudfig created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabfudfig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabfudfig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jabfudfig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jabfudfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.