Vinbitjen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing dove.

Vinbitjen created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinbitjen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinbitjen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vinbitjen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vinbitjen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.