Dubhunbosstip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable squid.

Dubhunbosstip created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubhunbosstip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubhunbosstip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dubhunbosstip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dubhunbosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Dubhunbosstip loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. You must pray to Dubhunbosstip three times a day.