Wipkopkab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless parrot.

Wipkopkab created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wipkopkab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipkopkab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wipkopkab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wipkopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.