Cisslistkon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating dugong.

Cisslistkon created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisslistkon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisslistkon, it will send you a sign.

Cisslistkon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cisslistkon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.