Sismeggom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring frog.

Sismeggom created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sismeggom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sismeggom, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sismeggom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sismeggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Sismeggom.

4. Run away if five cats approach from the south.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing black scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your head.