Hivpigdob Gigmisbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, charitable unicorn.

Hivpigdob Gigmisbim created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivpigdob Gigmisbim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivpigdob Gigmisbim, it will torture you forever.

Hivpigdob Gigmisbim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hivpigdob Gigmisbim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivpigdob Gigmisbim.

2. Hivpigdob Gigmisbim loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Run away from red nematodes, for they are unholy.