Pigmobbep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able hydra.

Pigmobbep created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigmobbep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigmobbep, he will not care.

Pigmobbep's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pigmobbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigmobbep.