Gofcadtail is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident swallow.

Gofcadtail created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofcadtail, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofcadtail, it will strike you with lightening.

Gofcadtail's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gofcadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Worship no other gods but Gofcadtail.

5. Do not covet oxen.