Montal is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid wyvern.

Montal created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Montal, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Montal, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Montal's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Montal's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing pink shoes and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.