Minbutbif is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying naga.

Minbutbif created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbutbif, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Minbutbif, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Minbutbif's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Minbutbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

3. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the south.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.