Cudpanbast Yokcimfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable toad.

Cudpanbast Yokcimfod created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudpanbast Yokcimfod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cudpanbast Yokcimfod, it will manifest in front of you.

Cudpanbast Yokcimfod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cudpanbast Yokcimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear indigo dresses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.