Garbagdan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited bear.

Garbagdan created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garbagdan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Garbagdan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Garbagdan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Garbagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of porpoises.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.