Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind porpoise.

Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad, she will turn you into a goat.

Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to snakes while wearing red corsets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinsadtifdummetkenveenlad.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Never talk about manatees.