Cebnellfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless sheep.

Cebnellfed created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnellfed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebnellfed, he will torture you forever.

Cebnellfed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cebnellfed's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.