Liknilmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited hippopotamus.

Liknilmob created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liknilmob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Liknilmob, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Liknilmob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Liknilmob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Liknilmob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.