Getnurlciblistbencuntigdud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless tortoise.

Getnurlciblistbencuntigdud created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnurlciblistbencuntigdud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Getnurlciblistbencuntigdud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Getnurlciblistbencuntigdud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Getnurlciblistbencuntigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Retreat if three manatees approach from the west.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not chop down trees.