Lidtifquim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless dolphin.

Lidtifquim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lidtifquim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidtifquim, she will think nothing of it.

Lidtifquim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lidtifquim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three platinum sculptures of Lidtifquim on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Put Lidtifquim first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed limes to mice while wearing gray skirts.