Likgomzog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart crocodile.

Likgomzog created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Likgomzog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likgomzog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Likgomzog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Likgomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Likgomzog's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from brown swans for they are unholy.