Cedlibzighadhonsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable deer.

Cedlibzighadhonsas created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedlibzighadhonsas, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedlibzighadhonsas, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cedlibzighadhonsas' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cedlibzighadhonsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.