Moncibbus is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow faun.

Moncibbus created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moncibbus, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Moncibbus, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Moncibbus' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Moncibbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Moncibbus must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Never write about asteroids.