Figkamjaprenfenfubsandrul is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous gorilla.

Figkamjaprenfenfubsandrul created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figkamjaprenfenfubsandrul, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Figkamjaprenfenfubsandrul, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Figkamjaprenfenfubsandrul's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Figkamjaprenfenfubsandrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

5. Never hop near dogs.