Citveengom is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid wasp.

Citveengom created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Citveengom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Citveengom, he will be very sad.

Citveengom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Citveengom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Citveengom three times a day.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your back.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to voles while wearing pink stockings.