Likflathen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil raven.

Likflathen created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likflathen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likflathen, he will turn you into a rock.

Likflathen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Likflathen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Run away if five doves approach from the east.